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"Married with Children"
L&O, Episode 14.13
Production number: E4315
First aired: 4 February 2004
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Gretchen Goldsmith
Written By
Wendy Battles & William N. Fordes

Directed By
Richard Dobbs

Plot Edit

The death of a woman who fell from a hotel balcony leads to a case involving a lesbian couple and a state law banning gay adoption.

Cast Edit

Main cast Edit

Recurring cast Edit

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Quotes Edit

Officer: White female, late 30's. People who live in the garden apartment found her. The guy's half in the bag.
Lennie Briscoe: The early bird catches the hangover.

Officer: Detectives, this is Ian Wrightsman, the manager of the hotel.
Ian Wrightsman: How can I help you?

Ed Green: What can you tell us about the upper floors, the ones with the balconies?
Ian Wrightsman: Those are our executive suites.
Lennie Briscoe: So much for the golden parachute.

Alicia: I've never been with a celebrity before.
Lennie Briscoe: So how long were you two... kickin' it?

Ed Green: I'm glad I never had kids.
Lennie Briscoe: Oh, it's a mixed bag. They're not all like Alicia. (pause) Some are worse.

Jack McCoy: You grabbed Sophie and ran, yes or no?
Renee Bishop: How could I abduct my own child? If anyone's guilty of kidnapping, it was Lisa.

Jack McCoy: Should Renee Bishop be able to adopt a child with her lover, get married and raise a family? That question is for another court on another day, Mr. Hobart.
Kevin Hobart: That day is coming soon.

Jack McCoy: Offer stands, she can shave 10 years off her sentence.
Kevin Hobart: She won't go for it. She'll try anything to stay in in her daughter's life.
Jack McCoy: You're banking on the hope that there's a gay person on that jury.
Kevin Hobart: I'm banking there's a parent.

"Let 'em marry. Why shouldn't they be as miserable as the rest of us?"
Jack McCoy
"I'd rather sit through an autopsy than go through that again."
Serina Southerlayn

Background information and notes Edit

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Previous episode:
"Married with Children"
Law & Order
Season 14
Next episode:
"City Hall"
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